The Process Of Getting Caught (H-Pictures Edition)

( All pictures were taken by me, from various sources of SFW sections of awkward face moments, spliced into an enjoyable, if tasteless blog post.)

First off you just chilling in your room, relaxing by the bed, when you recall that porno mag your buddy sent you from Germany. You know, the one banned in several countries, yet somehow you got connections to acquire it.

Once those pesky roommates leave the house, you dive right into the main articles!

 

For the anticipation of boobies popping out, you make that stupid grin, as always.

 

Just as you “read” the section of the blind girl and the broken refrigerator, you suddenly hear the front door open!

 

Oh Shit!

As you scrambled to toss the mag across the room, while tearing the zipper off your jean by mistake, the door slightly creeks open, revealing Judy, the next door girl of your dreams. (Why is she here?! WHO CARES! SHE JUST SAW YOUR DICK IN YO HAND!)

Hey I was wond- OH MY GOD!

You’ve suddenly become frozen, like a deer getting its test results back.

 

Errr….uhhh….I…Ah

 

You try to explain what was going on, but trip from your loose pants, and fall backwards.

Just as quick as a transvestite showing up at the bachelor party, the door slams shut, leaving you alone to freak the fuck out.

 

 

ARGH!!!!!!

 

But without realizing it, you pop a brain aneurysm and die slowly from the shock.

 

Instead of popping a chicken, you choked your brain away.

Moral of the story?

BUY SOME FUCKING LOCKS!

End.