Behind the Scenes: Coming up with a Game blog post

While I’m still working on a post for my next GAMING related blog post, I figure I should show what typically goes on when I want to post a new blog.

 

Step 1: Get idea

Step 2: Run around house, seeking a paper to jot it down, if at work, rip off toilet paper and use highlighter provided from break room

Step 3: Type initial concept into pc, hoping word doesn’t freeze

Step 4: Get over hyped and tweet about getting ready to post it within the same day

Step 5: Spend several days away from pc to mingle around more words to type up

Step 6: Come back to type said words, only to see link to porn in browser

Step 7: Wake up hours later due to passing out from porn, getting odd looks from my cat

Step 8: Walk around the room like a maniac, reciting quotes from films

Step 9: Attempt to shit, only to find out it was just gas

Step 10: Keep telling yourself you’re gonna get back to play that game

Step 11: Realize the document isn’t finished

Step 12: Type some more

Step 13: Repeat Step 8 and 6 till satisfied with self

Step 14: Repeat step 12

Step 15: Feel the rough draft is good enough to ignore, and then seek out pics

Step 16: Tweet once more about progress, and lie about current status

Step 17: Find some pics, but have to create my own pics to continue the flow of the work

Step 18: Wait for internet to load up to accept my pics I made for it

Step 19: Find a header image

Step 20: Fuck that, Use pass idea to use movie quote as header image

Step 21: Work on Rough Draft to finish work

Step 22: Search internet to ensure I don’t copy someone

Step 23: Print finished work, only to tear it up

Step 24: Pee outside my window for fun

Step 25: Wake up to find Step 22 and 23 are fake, part of dream, remains of dried up urine outside window indicate Step 24 Might be real

Step 26: Amazon Mail comes in, the first season of In Living Color is inside, spend the rest of the day watching it

Step 27: Wake up once more to find Spider above me

Step 28: Flip my shit and attack spider with pillow

Step 29: Missed and spider rolls to cause fear

Step 30: I fling myself outta bed and run out bedroom

Step 31: Come back in with toilet paper

Step 32: Spend 45 minutes in life and death battle against Spider

Step 33: Aunt comes into room and kills Spider with one motion

Step 34: Hold a funeral for Spider

Step 35: Consult the Spider’s children for forgiveness

Step 36: Take Spider’s Wife out for drinks

Step 37: Regrets

Step 38: Come back home to copy and paste work from word into Blog post

Step 39: Hit preview and edit work

Step 40: Repeat Step 39 till I find work is good for website

Step 41: Publish IT

Step 42: Hit refresh icon till I see it gain any notice

Step 43: Don’t work on any more game blogs till next month

Step 44: Get Step 1