Now the reason as to why I’ve taken the lazy lifestyle was that
during my childhood I would walk everywhere, to school, stores and even empty
parking lots for no reason. All this walking would take my weaken legs and turn
them into ham hocks of strength. Nowadays I tend to sit as often as possible,
with work as the exception; I rather stand the full time I’M THERE then to take
a break due to sitting so much. My legs are still integrated with my young endurance
of walking, so that I don’t feel as much complaints that fatter guys will
stand.
Off topic, but I was never fond of candy and sweat foods as
much as others do. While I do have a stash of skittles and sour patches in my
room, it takes months for me to finish each one due to eating one individual piece
a day or not even at all. I mainly consume them in order to somewhat replenish
my absent of sodas I use to partake. Due
to this, I tend to wake up vastly earlier than normal, typically around six
a.m., without caffeine or coffee. (never liked the taste of it, except in fake
candy format)
I take it the only repo man film you saw had Jude Law in it?
At any rate, we better get back to the main issue. I’m
overweight by some pounds, but have the flexibleness and standard restraints an
actual “fat” person lacks. Such as being able to kick my own face standing up,
or sitting Indian style on chairs. (As well as twisting either of my legs
backwards, but that in its self wouldn’t necessary be a girl hitter. Girl
Hitter? What the hell do you call it? Girl Magnets? No. That word that appeals
to get one another? Girl Getter? What, No. Those thing male flamingos do to
attract other female flamingos?
Watch Pink Flamingos!
HELL NO. Oh wait, Attract!
That’s it!)
Why am I attacking fat people? I’m not, just wanted to let
you know that yes, I can still see it standing up.
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